“I told y’all! I told y’all he was gonna beat the charges! Y’all some player-hatin’ ass people! FREE DIDDY! Wait — he already free! He BEEN free! Ain’t worried ‘bout no jail, man. He free in the mind, you dig?! Not guilty, baby! Not guilty!
Yeahhh, I told y’all Diddy was comin’ home! Like Boosie said, man, all y’all funny bunny dudes who wanted to see Diddy go down… how y’all feel now?! Y’all gotta give that man his credit — he just beat a whole case right in the middle of New York City. New York is the big dog of America, man!
Now be real, how many of y’all acting like y’all ain’t gonna show up to his welcome-home party? Stop playin’! Y’all ought to be ashamed for turning on that man. Now he comin’ out, and I can’t wait for that “first day out” track!
And listen, for all my folks in the stock market — invest in baby oil. Baby oil stocks about to shoot up ‘cause ain’t nobody sold more baby oil than Diddy! Forget the liquor, he might’ve lost that deal, but he still the baby oil king!
God bless, man. We love everybody showin’ love. Welcome home, Diddy! God bless the whole world!”
**Boosie’s reaction:**
“Man, I’m so glad Diddy free. I’m tired of seeing black moguls get taken down, bro. And I’m tired of our own people turning against them. If Diddy was white and did half the things he did for hip-hop, folks would be outside protesting for him right now.
People forget — I ain’t just thinkin’ about Diddy. I’m thinking about them seven kids. Y’all worried about one man, I’m thinking about them kids not knowin’ if they daddy comin’ home. That’s a real burden, man.
I never thought he was guilty of no heavy charges. Maybe domestic stuff, but the courts spoke. I’m happy for them kids, bro. Diddy, sit your ass down now, grab your kids, and stay home for real.”
**Charleston White’s reaction:**
“They be takin’ shots… the whole world watchin’!
I’m happy for you, Diddy. Big fan from Sweden, big fan everywhere — spread the word!
But look… Diddy got convicted on two counts of interstate transport of prostitutes and denied bail. The recommended sentence for a first-time offender is 21–27 months per count, but let’s see if they run them concurrent or consecutive. We’ll talk more on the Matthysse Verdict podcast.
Is he getting out? Does he have more charges? How long he gotta sit? I know he guilty of some other sh\*t though!
I’ve been in the gym, man, but I heard the news. Thug News still working on the movie, me and Kiki working on the album. But yeah, that’s crazy… they say he beat the feds? Might be facing 20 years but getting out today? That’s wild.”
**Another fan reaction:**
“Man, I said it from day one — them liquor people put them folks on Diddy. They gave him a public lynching. They ran through his house, aired out all his dirt, made him look crazy in front of the world.
We seen it too many times, bro — Kanye, Diddy, Bill Cosby, R. Kelly… every time a black man get too powerful, too loud, they try to tear him down. That’s the same damn playbook.”
**Crowd reactions at the end:**
“That sh\*t was crazy. I don’t even like that guy, but damn…
It got tight… it got tough to watch…
Brutal, man.
But hey… give me your hand! We got you! Free Diddy! Free Diddy!”
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